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I just can't take that chance

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FRXCI:
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the wife passed away.


The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000,
or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."


The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shippedhome.


The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife
home,when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"


The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here,and three days later, he rose from the dead."


He continued: "I just can't take that chance..."
\ laugh.

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